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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2885 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 117 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie pigmen, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and remember, don’t fucking care, still voting Kamala!