Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Animals Bred:	99	Dimension Hops:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Emeralds Found:	241
New Chunks Explored:	419496	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8505
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ores Mined:	8019
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1013	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1569

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	6605	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Crops Grown:	6042	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	165
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.