kakecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	7053	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	8625	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Votes:	8588	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	8730	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Towns Built:	6

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7081	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mines Excavated:	3676	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Animals Bred:	182
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Animals Bred:	88
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8430
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	107/200	Votes:	2755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7653
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	235
Zombie Dances:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4804
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14