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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	New Chunks Explored:	527445

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Zombie Dances:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	370
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1096	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2900	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9640
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	3669	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Potions Brewed:	152
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	New Chunks Explored:	880443
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ores Mined:	772
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Star Shards Collected:	251	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!