| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4737 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9673 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 396 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7888 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3656 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 132 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 568 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1848 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5820 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4321 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5005 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5932 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5351 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1688 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6229 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2569 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Votes: | 6902 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6105 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5871 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 816 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
