| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2449 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7300 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 411 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6838 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8776 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8012 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 303 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8430 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5598 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8267 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3894 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8469 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8550 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9800 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2911 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 166 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4369 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3521 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Animals Bred: | 100 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5228 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Crops Grown: | 3719 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 307 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7167 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6796 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 328644 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
