Kadoons Playhouse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Votes:	1766	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	New Chunks Explored:	394221
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	1361
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Items Found:	7767	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	176	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	113
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8624	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Emeralds Found:	820
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	572057
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	111
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Animals Bred:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1213
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1