KabuCraft LOLz

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our infamous Chapter 36: Door.

Legend has it that once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a mysterious door in the server. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to open it. Little did they know, this door led to a secret realm filled with endless diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear!

But here’s the catch – only those who join our server can find this magical door. It’s like a treasure hunt, but way cooler because you get to mine and build while you search for it. Plus, we have flying pigs that drop bacon and rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds. Yes, you read that right.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, join our server and see if you can uncover the secrets of Chapter 36: Door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Emeralds Found:	8481	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Crops Grown:	1563	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6042
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	5271
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	533	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!