KabuCraft LOLz

Coming of Age, Journey, Door, Mystery, Heartwarming

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our infamous Chapter 36: Door.

Legend has it that once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a mysterious door in the server. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to open it. Little did they know, this door led to a secret realm filled with endless diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear!

But here’s the catch – only those who join our server can find this magical door. It’s like a treasure hunt, but way cooler because you get to mine and build while you search for it. Plus, we have flying pigs that drop bacon and rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds. Yes, you read that right.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, join our server and see if you can uncover the secrets of Chapter 36: Door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AllergyCraft: EmbarrassingParents Edition

allergy management, EMBARRASSMENT, Sickness, Rude, stomach pain

Are you tired of dealing with dairy allergies like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is completely dairy-free! No more stomach pains or awkward family dinners where you have to explain your dietary restrictions to everyone. Join us and indulge in a world of dairy-free delights!

Our server is so dairy-free, even the cows are lactose intolerant. That’s right, you won’t find a single block of cheese or splash of milk anywhere in sight. And if you accidentally eat something with dairy in it, don’t worry, your character won’t get sick, but they might start mooing like a cow for a few minutes.

But wait, there’s more! We have special quests where you must rescue the dairy cows from the evil cheese factory, and if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of dairy-free ice cream. And rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can ride a giant tofu block through a field of dairy products, smashing them to pieces.

So come join us on our dairy-free Minecraft server, where lactose intolerance is celebrated and dairy is nothing but a distant memory. Your stomach will thank you, and your in-game character will never have to suffer through a dairy-induced bathroom break again.

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New Server IP
SMPtears: RedditCryTime

reddit, personal stories, emotional wellbeing, Vulnerability, SMPtears

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server??? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. And then a bunch of creepers started dancing the Macarena, it was wild!

But that’s not even the best part – there’s a secret treasure hunt every week where you have to find a golden carrot hidden in a giant maze guarded by evil chickens. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! How cool is that??

So come join us on this crazy server, where the pigs ride on flying pigs and the cows wear top hats. It’s a total blast and you’ll have so much fun, you’ll be crying tears of joy! So what are you waiting for?? Join now and let the insanity begin! 🤪🐷🌈🔥🐉

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New Server IP
ElectionCraft2021

Voting, ElectionCraft2021, FDP, Results, afd

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server!

We have a thriving community of players who have all agreed to settle their political differences through epic build battles and intense PvP matches. No more arguing over election results, just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on a person’s decision-making skills. Who knows, maybe your block-placing prowess will lead to you becoming the next president of Germany!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where the only vote that matters is the one for who has the best diamond armor!

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New Server IP
FrenchNukeCraft Server

international relations, South China Sea, geopolitical tensions, global security, Asia-Pacific region

come join our minecraft server for the craziest battles in the south china sea! we got france’s nuclear-powered aircraft carrier and warships teaming up with philippine forces for some epic combat drills. sail the high seas, build your own warship, and fight for dominance in this insane pvp server. who will come out on top? join now and find out!

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MerzCraft: IndepenDANCE from US

economic policy, international relations, european union, indépendance, cdu

come join our epic minecraft server where we got friedrich merz himself telling you to be independent from the US, like what even is that? we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you, plus merz might even pop in to give you some tips on how to be a true independent minecraft warrior. so join now and show the world you don’t need no US to have a good time in minecraft land!

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KabuCraft LOLz

AllergyCraft: EmbarrassingParents Edition

SMPtears: RedditCryTime

ElectionCraft2021

FrenchNukeCraft Server

MerzCraft: IndepenDANCE from US