| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2090 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7202 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5961 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 204 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4064 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8505 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5468 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3898 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6911 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1225 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7416 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.
oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8031 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 595 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.
Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.
Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2427 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 211 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7163 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 8688 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 495 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!
So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5540 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4507 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9064 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7219 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4434 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
