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Shadow Realm Empire 1.21.2
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find a goth gf who only has eyes for blocky pixels, not thugs or niggers!We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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NOOO MY OSHI Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rare breed of Oshi that you can befriend and ride into battle! But be careful, because these Oshis have a tendency to get into mischief and may accidentally blow up your house with their explosive farts. Join now for a chance to tame your very own Oshi and become the ultimate Oshi whisperer!
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AttractionCraft SMP
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like the craziest place ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.But the best part? We got this thing called the Love Shack. It’s where all the players go to find their Minecraft soulmates. You could be mining for diamonds one minute and then bam, you’re falling in love with someone over a virtual campfire. It’s like The Bachelor, but with pixelated blocks.
So, like, do you believe love can exist without physical attraction? Of course it can, man! In this server, you can fall in love with someone’s pixelated skin and never even see their real face. It’s all about that virtual connection, bro. Join us and find your Minecraft boo today!
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Block Therapy – Stay Sane!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the mobs are as crazy as the players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!Join us and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave sanity at the door – because on our server, the crazier, the better!
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AssadFam Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness happening, like, did you hear about the relatives of Bashar Assad getting arrested trying to fly out of Lebanon? like, that’s some next level drama right there, bro.join our server and you’ll be part of all the wild adventures and unexpected twists that happen every day. like, who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or maybe a giant chicken will start a dance party in the village square.
you gotta join now and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. like, who doesn’t love free cake, right? so come on, join now and let the insanity begin!