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| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.
So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?
Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 54 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.
But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 790649 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Not only will you be playing alongside some of the most gorgeous people in the industry, but we also have a secret underground fashion show that takes place every Saturday night. So not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to show off your best runway walk and impress the judges with your pixelated fashion sense.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and designer clothing somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as fabulous as you are, come join us and let your inner pretty boy shine!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
