Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Volcanoes Explored: 2
New Chunks Explored: 344487 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Chimeras Created: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Villages Defended: 19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

    Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 196 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 215
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

    If you are: 

Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

    Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

    And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

    Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

    We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 116
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Farms Harvested: 339
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 3803
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Ores Mined: 6248 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Farms Harvested: 211
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Falling into the Void: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4971 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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