Space Swine Ammonia Inequities

air pollution, air quality, ammonia, black communities, environmental disparities, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental studies, Hispanic communities, indigenous communities, Industrial Swine Facilities, Inequities, Nh3, pollution monitoring, remote sensing, satellite data, Space, space technology, Swine, Swine Operations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	282
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, this server is so lit that even NASA is checking it out, man! They’re using satellite data to track all the crazy stuff happening on this server, like industrial swine facilities and air pollution inequities. Can you believe it? We’re so popular, even aliens wanna play with us!

And get this, the ammonia levels on this server are off the charts, especially in the Black, Hispanic, and Indigenous communities. It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally fun way! So, if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure and see some out-of-this-world pollution levels, then join us now! Who needs clean air when you can have a blast on this server, am I right? Let’s get polluting, baby!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

alliances, Citybuild, conquests, construction, Countries, crazyenchans, Economy, Empty, Enchantments, flight mode, Guns, KingdomsX, Mayor, mob army, Nations, No Private, No Wipes, Pacifist, plot quests, Plugin, PvP, Roleplay, Russian-speaking community, Survival, Territories, TRADES, Urban planning, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in the wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Sparked SMP

Active, admins, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Environment, Experience, Friends, hermitcraft, java, long term, Mature, Minecraft, Mods, Resets, rules, Server, smp, sparked, Whitelist, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About Us:	An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style!
	Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
	LONG-TERM world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
	Our server strives towards making friends and creating a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
	No land claims/ chest locks, as vanilla as possible!
	Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
	Some optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat!

While the server won’t be up for a few more days, you can join the discord now to apply and learn more about us! http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, our server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

Some mods and data packs are allowed on the server, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Please make sure to check with the admins before using any mods.

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult novelty, adult toys, Bedroom fun, discreet pleasure, Echoes, Ethereal, Fleshlight Faces, intimate accessories, intimate moments, intimate products, IRL edition, lifelike texture, male pleasure, masturbation aid, pleasure products, realistic feel, realistic sex toys, self pleasure, sensual experience, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, solo play

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

MomDontTripServer

adult relationships, adulting, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, helicopter parent, Immigrating, INDEPENDENCE, LDR, long-distance relationship, MomDontTripServer, mother-daughter relationship, overbearing mother, overprotective, parental expectations, personal space, social media, stress-free trip

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	1548	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

binge watching, Characters, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing endings, disappointing sequels, Entertainment, favorite shows, great beginnings, Plot, Popular Shows, Quality, Seasons, shows to avoid, ShowStopperMinecraftSMP, storytelling, television, Television series, television shows, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Villages Defended:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

Afterlife, BlockyDeathMatch, death, demise, destiny, End.., eternal rest, Expiration, expiration date, fate, final destination, final hour, grim reaper, how you’d die, last breath, Life, long tail tag, mortality, Tag, username

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, activism, air travel, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, compensation, Court, EcoWarriorCraft, Emissions, environmental impact, environmentalist, FIRED, German, green technology, lawsuit, Legal, refusing, renewable energy, Researcher, travel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Bacteria, Bacterial infection, Combat, Crafty, Dermatology, HARMFUL, health, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Inflammatory Response, Itch, Itchy, Land, Microbiome, scratching, scratching itch, scratching skin, Scratchy, skin, skin health, skin irritation, skin microbiota, trigger

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

smp.me

age requirement, armor stand, Community vote, donator perks, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, LGBTQ, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

Features

Feature	Description
(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod	Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
Discord > server chat	Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
Web based world map	High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
Gradual world border expansion	Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
Grief prevention	Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
Adult staff team	Experienced staff without power complexes.
Opt-in only PVP	Players can choose to participate in PVP.
Decorative player heads	Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
Decisions made by community vote	Community-driven decision-making process.
Sleep skip	Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Head to smp.me to apply!

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	570	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

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