Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

CREEPERS, deceased, Departed, departed acquaintance, departed colleague, departed family member, departed friend, departed loved one, departed neighbor, departed soul, departed soulmate, departed stranger, Farewell, gone forever, Goodbye, junko, Junkos, Junkyard, Long Gone, never coming back, no more, passed away, rest in peace, retiré

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	2017	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	7558
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	3757	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1909	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	154
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	553	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7062
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6619	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	4568	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!