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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2008 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!
Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!
But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!
