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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9781 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3803 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4322 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 484 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!
But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!