Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3526	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4151
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	625159
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	293	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	59
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9