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CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2176
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2454	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2114	Void Armor Forged:	21
Crops Grown:	9297	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Items Found:	4652	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	678	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	359
Towns Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	987	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0