Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	2718
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	606	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6317
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	New Chunks Explored:	12977

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9667	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Void Armor Forged:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2