Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7440
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5022	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1948	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	189
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4036	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dimension Hops:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3