so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 4624 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
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