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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3001 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.