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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5705 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8660 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.