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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5767 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 138 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8156 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.