JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

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Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	251	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyLoveIsland

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4733	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	6514	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pet ChatCraft

Animals, ChatCraft, Communication, pet, pet behavior, pet communication, pet conversations, pet desires, pet emotions, pet expressions, pet language, pet love, pet owners, pet relationships, pet speaking, pet talking, pet thoughts, pet voices, pet wishes, Pets, talking pets

Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1365
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	168

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Zombie Dances:	9