JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Divine Spears Created:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of insanity.

Ever wanted to explore a Mirror Dungeon that will make you question reality itself? Well, now’s your chance! Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers like yourself to conquer its mind-bending challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster ride like no other. Trust us, you’ve never seen minecart madness like this before.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, join us for the upcoming extractions where you’ll face off against the most formidable foes, including the notorious [Ryoshu]. Think you have what it takes to come out on top? Prove it on our server!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With ties to Project Moon’s Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, expect twists, turns, and spoilers galore. So strap in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. Don’t miss out on the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our server. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Towns Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

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Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest of rare blocks, like the elusive diamond-encrusted potato or the mystical rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their impeccable trading skills. Want to get rich quick? Just butter up a llama and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary enchanted pumpkin helmet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MemecraftMemories

“Youth, Carefree, Cherished moments, Childhood, family, favorite childhood memory, Friends, Fun, games, growing up, happy times, Innocence, Laughter, long-lasting memories, MemecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past, playing outside, Reminiscing, School days, Toys

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic that it attracted a real-life dragon? Well, get ready for even crazier adventures on our Minecraft server! Join us and you might stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds guarded by a mischievous group of creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a wild new adventure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and make some memories that will make your childhood sandcastle look like child’s play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	1583
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! You gotta join this server, cuz we be blowin’ up like the IRGC blowin’ up Israel! Celebrations be poppin’ off like fireworks in Iran, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun!

We got crazy missile attacks happenin’ left and right, just like in the game! You’ll feel like a real warrior fightin’ for your blocky life against the evil forces of Israel.

Join us now and experience the thrill of battle, the excitement of victory, and the joy of blowin’ stuff up! Don’t be a square, come join the party on our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	371	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crops Grown:	1832	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Alien Pets Vet Abduction

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where pets are the rulers and humans are their loyal subjects. like, the pets have built this epic kingdom with giant bones and catnip fields and stuff. and, like, the humans have to do all the grunt work like mining diamonds and building houses for the pets. but, like, the pets are super chill and give out belly rubs and treats as rewards. it’s, like, the ultimate role reversal, man. join this server if you want to experience life as a pet in a world where humans are the underlings. it’s like being abducted and probed by aliens, but in a totally fun and non-invasive way. come join the madness, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9326	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the flowers and watercolors edition, where you can create your own waifus and talk about them all day long. Need inspiration? Check out our local waifu guide for some tips on how to make the perfect pixelated partner.

But that’s not all! Our server is powered by the latest AI technology, so you can expect some truly mind-blowing experiences. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a masterpiece? Use our AI art generators to create stunning landscapes and structures that will leave your friends speechless.

Feeling a bit unstable? Don’t worry, our server has got you covered with our AI stability tools. Say goodbye to glitches and lag, and hello to a smooth and seamless gaming experience.

And if you’re looking for some extra fun, check out our AI text-to-image generator for some truly bizarre creations. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on with the help of our AI companions?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let your creativity run wild. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated paradise!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6215
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimension Hops:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP – Crafty Pixel Pals Gang

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure filled with RPG elements and crazy quests.

Imagine fighting dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and embarking on epic quests with your friends. Our server is like a mix of Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic all rolled into one.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Banquet for Fools” where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous goblins, and “Flint: Treasure of Oblivion” where you search for hidden treasure in a dangerous wasteland.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineCrafty School Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	New Chunks Explored:	361037
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	165

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MythicalMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCrafterz

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Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of skydiving without actually jumping out of a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our custom-built skydiving mini-game will have you free-falling through the clouds in no time. Just make sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Look no further than our enchanted forest biome, where magical creatures roam free and diamonds literally grow on trees. Just be careful not to anger the friendly creepers, they tend to get a little explosive when provoked.

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our extreme parkour course? With obstacles that will test even the most skilled players, you’ll be flipping and jumping your way to victory in no time. Plus, the winner gets a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in our server, but a girl can dream, right?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a team of talking llamas by your side. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4158	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MissileMayhemCraft

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, Nuclear Threat, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.