JoyfulCraft SMP: Tiny Joys! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

New Minecraft Servers

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Like, we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild. And our leader is a talking sheep who wears a crown made of diamonds, like what even is this server? But wait, there’s more – we have a rollercoaster made entirely of obsidian that goes through a lava pit, it’s like a thrill ride from hell. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army, they do the funniest dance moves, it’s like Thriller up in here. So yeah, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine, hit us up, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎉🔥

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9752
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	9753	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	4968	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	157	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3593	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	334

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.