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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5000 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!