JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Future Games Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Picture this: it’s the year 2025 and we’ve got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Join us on this server for a chance to ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So why wait for the future when you can experience it now on our mind-blowing Minecraft server? Join us and let’s make 2025 the best year for video games ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP: /Vore/ General – Corruption Tastes So Good Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the predators are in positions of power and use it to their advantage for predding! Imagine a fat detective investigating disappearances, only to realize they are the ones responsible for it all along! It’s a wild ride of deception, betrayal, and vore-filled adventures. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to lose yourself in the madness.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FILgate: The Permissionless Server

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Are you tired of dealing with conservative Christian in-laws who make last-minute demands and ruin your sleepover plans? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the drama!

Join our server for a chance to build a virtual world where you can watch all the Disney movies you want with no judgment from anyone’s dad. No more awkward phone calls or passive-aggressive texts, just pure fun and creativity.

Don’t let family drama get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sleepovers are way more fun than the ones with your sister-in-law. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and leave the family drama at the door!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EscapeArtist in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a virtual world where the only way out is to outsmart your kidnappers… wait, what? That’s right, we’ve taken kidnapping to a whole new level in this SMP. Join us if you think you have what it takes to escape your virtual captors and make it out alive. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StinkyCraft

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Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky smells in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never have to deal with any unpleasant odors again! Our virtual world is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and blooming flowers. Join us and say goodbye to smelly socks and stinky cheese forever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn named Sparkles who grants wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Sparkles! Need a castle built in record time? Sparkles will make it happen! With Sparkles by your side, anything is possible in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the sweet smell of success and the magic of Sparkles! Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KremlinCraft: Danish Howitzer Boost

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LOL come join our server where we got Denmark using Kremlin cash to make Ukrainian howitzers like wtf LMAO. Imagine fighting with those bad boys in Minecraft, blowing up creepers left and right HAHA. Plus, we got llamas that can do backflips and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelPulse EarlyWarning Server

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you won’t believe it, but we got this AI system that like, predicts when you gonna die in the game. like, it’s so crazy, man. no more unexpected deaths, ya know? join this server and you’ll be like, invincible or something. it’s like having a guardian angel watching over you, but like, in Minecraft. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and cheat death in the game, bro. it’s gonna be epic!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BudderCraft: Where Cheaters Get Budded Out and Toxicity is Buttered Away!

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BudderCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/fap-compilation/">Server</a>

BudderCraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, and a friendly community for players of all skill levels. Updates and changes may take time due to our small development team, but players are encouraged to playtest and help improve the server.

Allowed Clients:

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion:

Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, CPS, Crosshair, Damage Tint, Enchant Glint, FPS, Hit Color, Item Physics, KeyStrokes, OofMod, Ping, Tab

Server IP:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Important Notes:

No modded or pirated clients are allowed on the server. Cheating in any form is strictly prohibited.

Joining our Discord server is highly recommended for feedback and updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are modded clients allowed?	No, only specified mods for Badlion Client are allowed.
Is piracy allowed?	No, any form of piracy will result in a ban.
Is toxic behavior tolerated?	No, toxic behavior is not tolerated on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest Minecraft version.
Can I suggest new mods or features?	We are not open to suggestions for more mods at the moment but feel free to suggest features for the official release.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cutie Pie’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive Eggslut restaurant where you can chow down on a Mr. Beast Burger smothered in our famous “Wash Your Sister Sauce.” Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	445	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

> Another Thing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a world where titles don’t have to be men’s or women’s titles, just titles! That’s right, whoever manages to get somebody’s shoulders down for three seconds is the champion, no matter their gender. It’s a free-for-all where chaos reigns supreme and anything can happen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious hijinks at every turn. From building giant chicken statues to organizing epic dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UncleSteve’sGift Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of relatives making decisions for you, like choosing a less expensive brand of device just because they think it’s a waste of money? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more pressure to settle for less, here you can build your dream world with all the features you desire. Plus, we have virtual relatives who will never question your choices or try to save a few bucks at your expense. Say goodbye to unnecessary stress and hello to unlimited creativity on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9698
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NailCraftersUnited

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, CoParenting, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, influence, lightning mcqueen, nail polish, NailCraftersUnited, Nonbinary, parenting, Religious, School, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even on your nails! Join us for a wild ride filled with nail polish parties and Lightning McQueen races.

Are you tired of boring, conservative servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further! On our server, you can express yourself however you want, whether it’s with red nail polish or a giant pink castle made entirely of cotton candy.

Join us and show off your fabulous nails to all your friends in the virtual world. Who needs outdated gender norms when you can have a blast painting your nails and building epic structures with your fellow gamers?

So come on over and let your creativity shine bright like a freshly painted set of nails. Who knows, you might even inspire a whole new trend in the Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LostMyLegoMan Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of searching for that lost toy from your childhood? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to find your long-lost teddy bear that mysteriously disappeared when you were just a wee little player. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the caves of our server, guarded by an army of mischievous creepers and sneaky skeletons. Will you be able to reclaim your precious childhood treasure and bring peace to your pixelated past? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Farms Harvested:	511	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyLoveCraft

Boundaries, communication skills, compromise, CraftyLoveCraft, emotional intelligence, first relationship, forgiveness, growth mindset., HEARTBREAK, important lessons, love, Maturity, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and learn the most important lesson from your first relationship: always keep your diamonds safe! Our server is like a virtual love story, where you can build your dream castle with your significant other and protect it from creepers trying to ruin your happily ever after. Trust us, you’ll never look at your pickaxe the same way again after playing on our server! So come join us and experience a love story like no other, filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, plenty of diamonds!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VoxCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of viktor orban out of diamond blocks because we got a secret €9 million loan from a mysterious hungarian bank! maybe it’s actually viktor himself who knows! build your own secret underground base and plot world domination with your fellow players! who needs disclosure when you can have diamond statues and shady loans amirite? join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky shenanigans!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.