jonahwill | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	285	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	81
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9818	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	183	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7226
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimension Hops:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

best minecraft pranks, eyestream, eystream, Eystreem, fooling my friends in minecraft, funny, hidden, how to prank in minecraft, level 1 to 100 ways to fool your friends in minecraft, Minecraft, minecraft bedrock edition, minecraft phone, minecraft pranks, prank, pranking my friends in minecraft, pranking players in minecraft, Roleplay, secret, Server, smart minecraft pranks, top 10 minecraft pranks, troll, tutorial

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mines Excavated:	4608	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	830386	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4932	Farms Harvested:	381
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Towns Built:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2