JomonCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreamscape Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult toys, awkward situations, Boundaries, coworker, Dildos, dreamscape, EMBARRASSING, HR complaint, Inappropriate Behavior, office environment, office etiquette, personal boundaries, personal items, privacy, Professionalism, Realm, Respect, sex toys, shocking behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, work culture, Workplace

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for real. Why? Because we got a community of players who are as wild as a coworker who leaves her dildos out like it’s no big deal.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything goes, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your freak flag fly?

Join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that comes with playing on a server where the unexpected is the norm. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftySisJudgerNoMore

advice, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftySisJudgerNoMore, discipline, Empathy, Experience, family, Frustration, Hypocrite, judgment, Opinions, parenting, perspective, sister, Support, Tantrum, Understanding, unsolicited advice

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	413	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	2786	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting without actually having kids ourselves! Join us for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, tantrums, and family drama!

Are you tired of people telling you how to raise your virtual blocky children? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is an expert parent without any actual parenting experience! Get ready for intense lectures on discipline and meal planning from players who have never changed a diaper in their lives.

Join us for epic family gatherings where tantrums are a common occurrence, and where you can practice your calm and ignore skills while dealing with judgmental siblings. And don’t worry, we have a special feature where you can pull your virtual sister aside and have a heart-to-heart conversation about boundaries and respect.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up for yourself and be called a hypocrite in return, look no further! Our divided community is waiting for you to join and stir up some more drama. Are you ready to be judged by people who have no idea what they’re talking about? Then come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftyLadiesInquiry

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, clear, Communication, cues, DATING, direct, FLIRTING, Hints, Interest, interested, Men, MineCraftyLadiesInquiry, reddit, relationships, Signals, Subtle, Understanding, Women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you, dropping rare loot and chanting “Join us, join us!” Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance crew and challenge players to a dance-off for epic rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will gift you enchanted armor if you can beat him in a knitting contest.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about crazy adventures and unexpected encounters, then join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Crash and Craft: Happy Tunes Server

accident, car crash, Craft, crash, emotions, fear, Happy, Happy Music, HORRIFYING, Music, Panic, Server, shock, Stereo, Terror, Tragedy, Trauma, Tunes, unexpected, unexpected accidents, unexpected circumstances, unexpected events, unexpected incidents, unexpected outcomes, unexpected situations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9427	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

join dis server if u want to escape da horror of car crashes and jam out to happy music while u build ur epic minecraft creations. our server is like a magical land where u can fly on pigs and battle evil chickens with diamond swords. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on the craziness that happens here. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all of minecraft. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Vitamin Deficient Diabetics

Chronic illness, deficient, diabetes complications, diabetes management, diabetics, health, health risks, Lack of essential vitamins, Men, mens health, micronutrient deficiencies, mineral deficiency, MINERALS, nutrient deficiency, nutrition, research, type 2 diabetes, Vitamin, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Items Found:	6994	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your lack of essential vitamins and minerals! We’ve got so much Vitamin D, you’ll be glowing brighter than a diamond block in no time! Plus, we’ve got crazy adventures and quests that will have you forgetting all about your deficiencies. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of snacks to keep you energized while you play. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sylph-Tech – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

andesite age, Automate, Automation, Bosses, Chronicles, Create, deadly breath, dragons, Exploration, January 5th., long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Progression, Quest, Rewards, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/create-chronicles-bosses-and-beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the Server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com
When did the world start?	The world started on January 5th, 2025
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg

Eternal Engraved Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, anonymous love, body art, can’t stop thinking, cut his name, declaration of love., desire, emotional, Engraved, ETERNAL, feelings, infatuation, inscribed, longing, love, MARK, Obsession, Passion, Permanent, Romantic, secret crush, tattoo, yearning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Ores Mined:	8040	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

So, like, this server is totally the bomb, bro! You gotta join because it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out and stuff. Plus, the admins are like, super chill and will totally let you do whatever you want.

And, like, the community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. You’ll never feel alone because there’s always someone online to chat with.

Oh, and the builds on this server are out of this world! Like, seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic creations that players have made.

So, yeah, join this server and you’ll be so obsessed with it that you’ll want to carve its name into your skin. Just kidding…unless?

DisRespectCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, arrogance, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DATING, disagreement, discussion, DisRespectCraft, Feedback, friendship, friendship ending, Minecraft, opinionated, Outrage, OVERWHELMING, political issues, rejection, Respect, Server, stubbornness, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6465	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn, argumentative people in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with chill players who just want to build, mine, and have a good time. No political debates allowed – unless it’s about which block looks the best!

One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.

StallWars: Wheelchair Woes

accessibility rights, accessible stall, aita, bathroom etiquette, bathroom line, community support, considerate behavior, disability accommodations, disability awareness, jerk move, mall bathroom, public restroom, safety risk, seizure awareness, seizures, service animal, service dog, StallWars, UPS store, wheelchair, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user, woes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!

And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!

ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

billionaire, cnn, controversial statements, criticism, disgustingly, elon musk, ElonCraft, funny, German chancellor, global politics, influential figures, international relations, media coverage, polarizing figure., political affiliations, political discourse, political stance, political views, Politics, public figure, public opinion, right-wing parties, Server, social media

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

Realm of Femdom Anime 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, CHANGE, Diversity, dominant female characters, empowerment, female archetype, female heroines, femdom, Gender Roles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, modern age, narrative, passive innocent girl, rare, Realm, representation, storytelling, strong female leads, submissive

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a femdom anime in a sea of kawaii waifus, rare but worth it! The storytelling is as epic as a dragon fight, and the narrative will blow your mind like a creeper explosion. Japanese peeps be all about them passive innocent girls, but we’re here to shake things up with some badass female heroines. Don’t miss out, join now and game on!

FamBlockNoSpace

extended family, FamBlockNoSpace, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family exclusion, family expectations, family gatherings, Family issues, family love, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, stepfamily

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ores Mined:	6862
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

HotPartnerSMP

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Behavior, Captivating, desire, Enchanting, enticing, HotPartnerSMP, Hottest, INTIMATE, Irresistible, love, partner, Passion, relationships, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Unconscious

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

FedGovFrenzy

bureaucracy, current mood, employee engagement, federal agencies, federal policies, FedGovFrenzy, government employees, government shutdown, job outlook, job satisfaction, job security, leadership, Morale, Political Climate, public service, stress levels, team dynamics, US federal government, work environment, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Votes:	3631
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6205
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

business development, chip business, ChipCraft, collaboration, diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, market competition, Négotiation, Partnership, political strategy, semiconductor industry, Server, taiwan, Taiwans, tariff threat, Technology, Trade, trade agreement, trump, win-win, winwin

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4