Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Villages Defended: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Farms Harvested: 923
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Runes Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3096 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Emeralds Found: 8543
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 New Chunks Explored: 279286
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Farms Harvested: 629
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5686 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Potions Brewed: 141
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Emeralds Found: 7865 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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