Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Alien Abductions: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mines Excavated: 2992

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 3976 Dimension Hops: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Emeralds Found: 1389
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3768 Dragon Scales Harvested: 246
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Farms Harvested: 606

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3451 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Crops Grown: 1365
    Ores Mined: 4007 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1905 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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