JokeCraft: Laugh or Ban

Audience, awkward, Ban, comedy, Communication, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSING, forgiveness, humor, JOKE, JokeCraft, LAUGH, Laughter, Miscommunication., mistake, Offense, reaction, Recovery, response, sensitivity, social situation, stand up, storytelling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of telling lame jokes that make everyone cringe? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Joke Recovery Zone” where you can redeem yourself and make everyone laugh hysterically!

Join us and experience the thrill of turning a bad joke into a legendary meme that will go down in Minecraft history. Our community is full of laughter and good vibes, so you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with your humor again.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate jokester of the Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe your next joke will be so funny, it’ll break the game itself!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	1770	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9274	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	9401
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	7493
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6348	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Votes:	169
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ores Mined:	637	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	New Chunks Explored:	64990

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

Armed Forces, BritBlockArmy, British Army, Combat, Conflict, Conquer, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, Deploy, International, intervention, Military, Mission, PREPARED, readiness, Ready, response, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Star Shards Collected:	85	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!