Join the Revolting SMP – Where Vanilla is only semi-appetizing!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Animals Bred:	40	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Revolution SMP
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Revolution SMP

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:
✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)
Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)
Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

FAQs:

Q: What makes Revolution SMP unique?

A: Revolution SMP offers a community-focused environment, with custom features like unique enchants, a fair economy, and constant updates based on player feedback.

Q: How can I join Revolution SMP on Java Edition?

A: Simply follow the steps provided in the How To Join section for Java Edition.

Q: Is Revolution SMP pay-to-win?

A: No, Revolution SMP is anti pay-to-win, where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.

Q: Can I create my own shop on Revolution SMP?

A: Yes, Revolution SMP allows players to set up their own shops and trade with other players to build their fortunes.

Q: Are there quests and adventures on Revolution SMP?

A: Yes, Revolution SMP offers thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards for players to embark on.

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Void Gems Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Star Shards Collected:	156	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Buildings Constructed:	43
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Potions Brewed:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2979	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Emeralds Found:	3090	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	6482
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!