Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences.

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Can I see the server map?	Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Revenge Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, animated, Anime, Antagonist, best, BETRAYAL, Character development, Dark, Drama, emotional, Favorite, INTENSE, Justice, plot twist, Protagonist, Quest, Redemption, Revenge, series, Thriller, Vengeance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9579
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Dude, forget about anime, join this Minecraft server instead!

We have a PvP arena where you can unleash your inner revenge-seeking warrior and battle it out with other players!

Build your own fortress and defend it against raiders who are out for revenge for that time you stole their diamonds!

Join us for crazy events like Revenge of the Creepers, where you have to survive waves of explosive mobs seeking vengeance for all the times you blew them up!

So ditch the anime and come get your revenge fix on our epic Minecraft server!

BdayDinnerDrama

BdayDinnerDrama, birthday celebrations, birthday dinner, birthday planning, communication breakdown, conflicting schedules, dinner reservations, family conflicts, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., Frustration, last minute changes, restaurant reservations, sibling arguments, sibling disagreements, sibling drama, sibling relationships

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than canceling dinner reservations last minute? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more unpredictable than our players is the dinner plans of OP’s sister!

We promise a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to make plans with someone who can’t make up their mind. From last-minute changes to explosive arguments, our server is the perfect place for drama lovers and adrenaline junkies alike.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of standing your ground, just like OP did when they refused to attend the birthday dinner. Who needs a fancy meal when you can have a virtual feast of fun on our server?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the twists and turns of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the behavior of OP’s sister!

FantasyCraft SMP – DreamComeTrue

dream come true, dream come true moment, dream come true story, dream realized, dream turned reality, dreamcometrue, fantasy come to life, fantasy come true, fantasy come true adventure, fantasy come true experience, fantasy come true journey, fantasy realized, fantasy turned real, fantasy turned reality, FantasyCraft, fulfilled fantasy, reality exceeded expectations, smp, ultimate fantasy, unexpected fulfillment, wild imagination, wildest dreams fulfilled, wildest fantasy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3353	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

So like, omg guys, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a unicorn spawned and gave me a magical pickaxe that could mine bedrock. And then I rode the unicorn into battle against a giant zombie army and we totally won because the unicorn had like laser eyes or something. It was epic!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this secret underwater city where all the villagers are actually mermaids and they trade you enchanted items for seashells. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map. It’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to live out your wildest fantasies and have the most ridiculous adventures, you have to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMemesAndDreams

acquisitions, bugs, Community, design, Features, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, interface, MineCraftMemesAndDreams, mobile app, Official, reddit, serious, superior apps, Technology, Terrible, Updates, user experience

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	3703	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of using Reddit’s official mobile app and feeling like you’re stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you can build your own virtual world, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle creepers with your trusty sword. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of baby zombies who have mastered the art of meme-making.

If you’re looking for a place where you can escape the clunky interface of Reddit’s app and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities, then come join us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to troll unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Squid Game Event

Community, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Fun, Game, games, hour, Join, Link, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, questions, saturday, Server, Show, Simple, Squid, voice chat, YouTuber

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	398	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Animals Bred:	176
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Minecraft Squid Games Event

Date	Saturday
Time	12 pm EST
Version	1.21.4
Voice Chat	Simple Voice Chat

If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below and I would be happy to help. https://discord.gg/76wc56Zs

FAQ

Question	Answer
What games will be included in the event?	Games portrayed in the show Squid Games will be included.
How long will the event last?	The event will last for about an hour, maybe a little more depending on participation.
How can I join the event?	Join the discord server using the provided link and follow instructions there.

Braided Pigtails Realm 1.20

beauty, beauty standards, body positivity, braided, braided pigtails, confidence boost, Cute Hairstyles, fashion, Girl Power, hair accessories, hair braiding, hair inspiration, Hair Makeover, hair styling, hair transformation, hair trends, haircuts, hairstyles, Long hair, Pigtails, Realm, Self-expression, trendy hairstyles

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you join, you’ll be like one of those girls who get that super hot haircut and go from a 6/10 to a 9/10 in a snap! It’s like magic, but in Minecraft form. So, like, don’t miss out on all the hotness waiting for you on this server, man! Join now and level up your Minecraft game and your attractiveness at the same time!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, bills, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraze, co-signer, Communication, Credit, decision, DMV, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, Help, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Nova, Promotion, relationship, Server, Transportation, Truck, Uber, work

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1761

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you too can Uber your way to our server and we’ll pick you up in the afternoon Monday-Friday for some epic gaming adventures.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to co-sign for your fellow players’ in-game purchases. Don’t worry, we promise they’ll pay their debts on time… maybe.

Located in the virtual world of DMV (Digital Minecraft Valley), specifically NOVA (Not-Only Virtual Area), you’ll need a virtual car to navigate through the pixelated streets. So why not join us and get yourself a virtual truck with all the virtual options you could ever dream of?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a car in the real world when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

SkinnyDipCity

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, discipline, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, judgment, Motherhood, nudity, parenting, parenting challenges, peer influence, Pool, relationships, rules, SkinnyDipCity, swimming, technology restrictions, teenage behavior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down!

Join us for epic adventures like the time a group of players decided to have a naked pool party in-game! Just like the story of the mom who caught her son and his friends skinny dipping in real life, except in Minecraft, anything goes!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience wild moments like this? Plus, we have tons of other wacky events planned, like llama races and diamond scavenger hunts. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness!

MineCrafty Pleasures

clandestine delight, confidential pleasure, covert enjoyment, forbidden pleasure, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure TV shows, hidden pleasure, indulgence, minecrafty, personal indulgence, pleasures, private enjoyment, private passion, secret, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undercover enjoyment, undisclosed delight, undisclosed indulgence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	207569	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	7162	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Or maybe you have a hidden obsession with creating pixel art of bacon? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your freak flag fly!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to participate in a llama beauty pageant? Done. How about a bacon-themed treasure hunt? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic llama vs. bacon battle royale that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re ready to embrace your weirdest Minecraft fantasies and connect with a community of fellow oddballs, then come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be disappointed…or at least, you won’t be bored!

PharaohsCraft: No Injustice, Just Blocks

arab world, blocks, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic stance, displacement, egypt, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, palestinians, Peace, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Position, sisi, solidarity, Statement, Support

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Emeralds Found:	8133	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and all that jazz. plus, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

once, there was this player who built a giant potato castle and the admin turned it into a real potato that could fly. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s lit, fam.

come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies. what more could you ask for, amirite?

New Dawn

BUILD, Community, Cozy, Dawn, Discord, gameplay, grow, Growing, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Mods, Play, Protect, quality of life, Relaxed, Resets, Server, Small, Trade, Vanilla, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Votes:	8701
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
No World Resets	Your builds are here to stay.
	Build, trade, and protect your space.
Vanilla+ Feel	Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods.
Chill Vibes	A relaxed community to play and grow with.

Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

A: The server currently runs on Java 1.21.4, so make sure you have the appropriate version to join.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive and friendly community environment.

Q: How can I claim land on the server?

A: You can use the land claim feature to protect your builds and space. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask a staff member for assistance.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or trading?

A: As long as you abide by the server rules and guidelines, you are free to build and trade with other players. Just make sure to respect other players’ space and creations.

Rose Flame Innit 1.20.6

1.20.6, BFKingdom, Bloodflame Kingdom, BloodflameArt, BloodflameLive, covers, debut, Duets, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, ERBloodflame, Flame, God save the Queen, Group songs, holoEN, holoJustice, innit, Luv me ‘Liz, merch, OP Template, rose, Seagulls, Shorts Covers, socials, The Elizabeth Rose Blo

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Elizabeth Rose Blo of The Bloodflame Kingd Edition, but in blocky form! We got a schedule tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond, with live events and karaoke that will make your pickaxe drop. Plus, we got covers and duets that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get me started on our merch, it’s hotter than a lava lake! So come join us, because God save the Queen and simple as that! #BloodflameLive #BloodflameArt #BFKingdom #MinecraftMadness

DadJokeDramaCraft

authority figure, Coach, coaches assistant, dad passed, DadJokeDramaCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Dive, fuming, Grief, inappropriate, JOKE, look up to, main set, out of shape, Sloppy, Struggling, swim practice, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, weight gain

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	9800	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!

Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

BlockheadUnbothered in Minecraft SMP

advice, BlockheadUnbothered, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner peace, letting go, life advice, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, Peace of mind, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self help, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Tranquility, unbothered

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. And the best part? The advice you’ll get from the wise old sheep who roams the land. He once told me to always wear a pumpkin on my head to ward off evil spirits, and let me tell you, it works like a charm. So come join us and embrace the chaos, my dude!

Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun

border security, controversial decisions, detention centers, Fun, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, Immigrant, immigration crisis, immigration debate, immigration detention, immigration detention centers., immigration detention facilities, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, immigration policy debate, immigration reform, ISLAND, national security, president trump, Trump administration, Trumps, us politics

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!

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