“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	521
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

New Minecraft Servers

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ores Mined:	2046	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7327
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9412

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8188
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5076	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	3109
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Towns Built:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7753
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	357606
Votes:	6167	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	562565
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3