Join The Barnyard and try not to step in the virtual cow pies! No mods, just moo-tastic fun on our Whitelisted SMP server!

Join The Barnyard and try not to step in the virtual cow pies! No mods, just moo-tastic fun on our Whitelisted SMP server!

Welcome to the Barnyard!

A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions! The main mods we feature in our SMP include:

Mod Description
Genetic Animals Realistic Horse Genetics
Alex’s Mobs – New mobs for added gameplay
Get in the Bucket – Allows players to get in buckets for transportation
Farmer’s Delight – Adds new farming mechanics and crops
Tinker’s Construct – Introduces new tools and weapons

We are a whitelist server! Join our Discord here to fill out a form and be allowed on the server. Make sure to read our rules before joining and enjoy the cozy gameplay!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and fill out the whitelist form to be added to the server.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to have an enjoyable experience.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay guidelines?

A: We encourage players to focus on farming, breeding genetic animals, and participating in bi-weekly auctions.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

    PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics
    Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 3425
    Gods Slained: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!

    AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of all the degenerate anime out there that revolve around nothing but sex? Looking for a server that’s more classy and tasteful? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of trashy content. Join us for a fun and wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting raped is the creeper by your diamond sword! Say goodbye to trashy HBO vibes and hello to a server that’s more classy than an uncut hentai. What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NudeCraft: Where You’ll Find More Than Just Diamonds in the Hardcore World of Minecraft!

    NudeCraft: Where You’ll Find More Than Just Diamonds in the Hardcore World of Minecraft!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or scandalous? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to uncover the juiciest secrets and scandals of the Minecraft community. We’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with scandalous nudes and hardcore pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Who knew Steve had such a wild side?

    But be warned, once you see these scandalous pics, you’ll never look at your beloved Minecraft characters the same way again. It’s a whole new world of blocky drama and intrigue, and you won’t want to miss out on the action.

    So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows what scandalous surprises await you in the world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🔥🔞

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

    Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

    Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!
    Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Holy Crap Mine

    Holy Crap Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

    Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

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    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

    MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

    Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Potions Brewed: 195 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

    Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!
    Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mines Excavated: 3826
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

    InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

    Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

    Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

    ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56
    Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Farms Harvested: 247
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 1815

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

    Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition
    Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

    LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

    Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive
    Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

    Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

    Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Mines Excavated: 1193
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

    Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

    2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

    3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

    4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

    5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

    6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

    7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

    8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

    Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

    Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

    So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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