Join The Barnyard and try not to step in the virtual cow pies! No mods, just moo-tastic fun on our Whitelisted SMP server!

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Welcome to the Barnyard!

A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions! The main mods we feature in our SMP include:

Mod	Description
Genetic Animals	– Realistic Horse Genetics
Alex’s Mobs	– New mobs for added gameplay
Get in the Bucket	– Allows players to get in buckets for transportation
Farmer’s Delight	– Adds new farming mechanics and crops
Tinker’s Construct	– Introduces new tools and weapons

We are a whitelist server! Join our Discord here to fill out a form and be allowed on the server. Make sure to read our rules before joining and enjoy the cozy gameplay!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and fill out the whitelist form to be added to the server.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to have an enjoyable experience.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay guidelines?

A: We encourage players to focus on farming, breeding genetic animals, and participating in bi-weekly auctions.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-loving adventurers out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.

But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyRusBel Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a magical adventure where you play as a precious little angel soaring through the skies on a rainbow unicorn!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4135	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	4401
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	262
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Matzah and Creeper Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	591
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	541

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7502	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.