Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

Adventure, AVOID, Brackets, Community, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, java, Join, LGBTQ, Mature, MEGABASES, Minecraft, ocean monument, Player Shops, Players, Railroads, Server26, Small, smp, Square, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Votes:	3207
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	5530
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Farms Harvested:	621	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
World will never reset
Land claiming available
Player trading via signs
Community-built spawn area
No adminshops
Public farms available

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

Q: Will the world ever reset?

A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

Q: What currency is used on the server?

A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magic Items Found:	7338
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Animals Bred:	177	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1184	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ores Mined:	3446	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5304	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Votes:	7991	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	495	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7966	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4088	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.