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Minecraft Server Overview

FeatureDescription
Border ExpansionStart within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K.
Community EventsDive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight.
Semi-Vanilla SMPEnjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence.
No Donations NeededWe believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure.
Whitelisted SecurityJoin a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers.
Dynmap NavigationNavigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

Q: Is there an age restriction for joining?

A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.

Q: Are there any donation requirements?

A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.

Q: Can I participate in community events?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.

Q: How do I navigate the server world?

A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.


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