Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free

Adventure, alcoholfree, border expansion, buildathons, camaraderie, Community Events, discord server, end fight, Explore, financial pressure, gear up, geriatric, hobbits, Join, Journey, lotteries, Lounge, Mature Players, Minecraft, Players, pure Minecraft experience, Realm, semidelusional, shopping district, smooth server performance, smp, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	98	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crops Grown:	8729	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Border Expansion	Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K.
Community Events	Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight.
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence.
No Donations Needed	We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure.
Whitelisted Security	Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers.
Dynmap Navigation	Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

Q: Is there an age restriction for joining?

A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.

Q: Are there any donation requirements?

A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.

Q: Can I participate in community events?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.

Q: How do I navigate the server world?

A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.

Exergrief Griffer Survival server server minecraft

Adventure, Antispam, Auto-mine, Community, Creative, Economy, Exergrief, Fun, Gaming, GRIFFER, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Towns Built:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

server “Exergrief Griffer Survival Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ExerCrafting.aternos.me:39123

Alathra: New Frontiers

Adventure, Alathra, Classes, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, FRONTIERS, Lore, Magic, Medieval, PvP, Quests, Races, RPG, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Trade

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	7293
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	4163	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Votes:	8233

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/ektcZnRb
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a town in Alathra?	To join a town, you can reach out to existing town members or create your own town using the Towny feature.
Can I create my own custom recipes in Alathra?	Yes, players can discover hundreds of custom food recipes and experiment with unique ingredient combinations to create their own dishes.
What special features does Movecraft offer?	Movecraft allows players to craft ships of all sizes, fill them with chests or cannons, and engage in custom naval warfare.
Are there unique fishing experiences in Alathra?	Yes, the server offers custom fishing mini-games, new baits, and a variety of fish species to catch.
What can I expect from the custom mobs and animals in Alathra?	Players will encounter a rich ecosystem of both passive and aggressive custom mobs, adding depth and challenge to the world.
What awaits players in the custom Nether biomes and mobs?	The Nether features custom biomes and mobs like Gargoyles, Nether Leeches, Hell Hounds, and Imps for players to explore and face.

Eternal Void Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Companionship, Connection, DATING, Despair, dreams shattered, ETERNAL, family, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Marriage, missed opportunities, parenthood, Realms, relationships, romantic gestures, Sadness, unfulfilled dreams, unrequited love, Void, yearning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Bro, stop being a sad sack and join our Minecraft server! We may not be able to give you a girlfriend, but we can offer you a virtual world where you can experience all the things you listed and more!

Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.

Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!

CommuteCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Commute, CommuteCraft, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, family, flexibility, long-term planning, Marriage, Minecraft, Moving, Partnership, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you love a good argument about where to build your virtual house, just like this couple arguing about where to live in real life.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging virtual punches just like this couple dodging relationship issues. Will you choose to live closer to your in-laws or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

And don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always escape to the virtual casino to play some poker just like this husband escaping his marriage problems. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and distractions?

So come join us, where the only thing more volatile than the lava pits are the relationships between players. Because in the end, isn’t a Minecraft server worth more than a commute? Or maybe not, we’ll let you decide!

PorcelainDollDrama

childhood memories, doll preservation, emotional attachment, family heirloom, family inheritance, family legacy, family tradition, generational gift, Granddaughter, grandmother’s doll collection, hurricane Laura, Irreplaceable, Louisiana, mother’s wishes, Niece, porcelain doll, PorcelainDollDrama, sentimental value, sibling conflict, twin sister

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: a niece, a mother, a grandmother’s porcelain doll collection, and a hurricane named Laura. What could possibly go wrong? Will the dolls survive the storm, or will they meet a watery grave? And who will end up with the prized doll in the end? It’s a tale of betrayal, love, and porcelain dolls that will leave you on the edge of your block.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness the epic showdown between a twin sister and her sister over who deserves the doll more. It’s a battle for the ages, filled with twists and turns that even a redstone engineer couldn’t predict.

So why wait? Join our server today for a rollercoaster of emotions, family feuds, and porcelain doll drama that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not butter… I mean Minecraft!”

Warning: May randomly break into song and dance! – Minecraft SMP

approach with care, BEWARE, beware of depth, beware of emotions, Break, Caution, complex, COMPLICATED, Dance, Enigmatic, Fascinating, handle with care, handle with caution, Intriguing, Label, Minecraft, multifaceted, Mysterious, Personality, quirky, randomly, smp, song, Unique, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6639
Animals Bred:	96	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Buildings Constructed:	50

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, if you had a warning label attached to you, it would totally say “Caution: may explode from too much fun on this server” LOL.

We have like, the wildest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato out of diamonds.

But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just have a blast with a bunch of other crazy Minecrafters, then this is the place for you. So come join us and see what kind of madness we can get up to together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love of chaos, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! LOL.

Elon’s DOGE Department: Senate Schmenate

administration, Approval, billionaire, controversy, Decision making, Department, Doge, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, executive, federal department, Government, innovation, leadership, oversight, regulations, Schmenate, Senate, spacex, Technology, tesla, unconventional leadership

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, the man who sent a car into space is now leading a federal department called DOGE (Department of Gaming Excellence) in Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Elon Musk building rocket ships out of diamond blocks and launching them into the Minecraft sky. Rumor has it he’s even working on a secret project to colonize Mars using only Redstone contraptions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter alien mobs that drop rare loot, like space helmets and laser guns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden underground base where Elon Musk is secretly developing a real-life Iron Man suit.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftySiegel’s Minecraft Server

American-Israeli, Conflict, CraftySiegels, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Hamas militants, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, Keith Siegel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headlines, palestine, peace talks, political negotiations, prisoner swap, prisoners exchange, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s so lit dat even Hamas be makin deals on it! Like, dey freed dis dude Keith Siegel and 2 other peeps in exchange for like 187 prisoners! Can u imagine da drama and excitement dat goes down on dis server? Join now and u might even witness some international negotiations while building ur epic block castle! It’s da place to be for all da wild and unpredictable shenanigans, so come on and join da fun!

GazaCraft – No Trumps Allowed

Allowed, Arab nations, Conflict, Diplomacy, displacement, egypt, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, negotiations, News, palestinians, peace process, Politics, Refugee Crisis, trump, Trumps, united nations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Votes:	9372	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mines Excavated:	3292

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and became the king of the server. he ruled with an iron fist, but also with a lot of explosions.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, because you’ll have a pet dragon to protect you.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away? it’s lit, trust me.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Decadeless Craft World

70s, 80s, 90s, collective memory, continuity, Craft, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, Decadeless, Decades, defining eras, Events, fashion, generational differences, historical perspective, Music, Nostalgia, perception of time, pre-2000, societal change, Time, time periods, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Animals Bred:	99	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like time travel but without the weird machines and stuff. We don’t do decades like the old days, nah, we mix it all up like a smoothie of fashions, music, and events.

One minute you could be rockin’ some bell bottoms and disco tunes from the 70s, then BAM, you’re in the neon-colored world of the 80s with some rad synth-pop blarin’. And don’t even get me started on the 90s, we got grunge, boy bands, and Tamagotchis for days.

Join us on dis wild ride through time and see if you can handle the non-stop party that is our Minecraft server. It’s like a never-ending blast from the past, and you won’t wanna miss out, trust me. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to groove through the ages with us. Let’s do this!

Starshot Speedsters: Warp to Alpha Centauri

advanced propulsion, Alpha, alpha centauri, astronomical discovery, Breakthrough Starshot Initiative, Centauri, Cosmic exploration, Futuristic technology, innovative propulsion systems, interstellar travel, Lightsail propulsion, scientific breakthrough, scientist, space exploration, space mission, Space Travel, spacecraft, speed of light, Speedsters, Starshot, stephen hawking, theoretical physicist, theoretical physics, Warp, Yuri Milner

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6

OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where u can travel to Alpha Centauri at SPEEDS U NEVER IMAGINED?!?!?!? like, Stephen Hawking and Yuri Milner are all about it, sending mini spacecraft and stuff. join now for interstellar LOLs and build ur own spaceship to explore the galaxy!!! #minecraftgoals #alphacentauri #interstellartravel

Parallel

Characters, Community, Custom Items, custom structures, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, java, Lag, Lore, Lore Participation, Multiworld, open world, Parallel, Player Shops, quality of life, rules, shopping district, smp, Trials, Website

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	560	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Animals Bred:	70	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	9351
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Parallel Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Click here for images

Server Features

Tricky Trials Update: Explore trial chambers, craft powerful items, and collect unique loot.
Custom Features: Explore rifts, fight through dungeons, and interact with characters.
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s ongoing story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods available for trade.
Quality of Life Improvements: Better trading system, player drops, and more.
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lag-free gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking (anti-cheat system in place)
Respect other players in chat and gameplay
Full list of rules on website

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

Alya’s Dream Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, alya, Alyas, amazing, Beautiful, charming, dream, excepțional, eXtraordinary, fantastic, FLAWLESS, GIFTED, ideal, Lovely, Outstanding, perfect, Perfection, Qualities, Realm, remarkable, Special, TALENTED, Unique, Wonderful

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Dude, let me tell you, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the pure ecstasy of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a ninja on steroids.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ones that let you ride dragons and shoot lasers out of your eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the community – it’s like a family of deranged squirrels on a sugar high, but in a good way.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

ScreenPoke Minecraft Server

Confrontation, distractions, Minecraft, movie distractions, movie etiquette, movie interruptions, movie manners, movie theater, phone manners, phone usage, phone use, poking at screen, public behavior, screen poking, ScreenPoke, Server, Texting, theater behavior, theater etiquette

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!

Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!

But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

aunt, awkward, baby shower, Birthday, Cake, celebration, concern, decision, different day, Dinner, Event, family, first child, forced, MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower, Mother, One and Only, selfish, singing, strangers, tradition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!