Join Now for Brain-Boosting Fun on NeuroCraft SMP – You Won’t Believe the Semi-Vanilla Shenanigans Await You!

april fools, Await, BrainBoosting, building, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploring, Fun, Hermicraft, Join, Machines, modding, NeuroCraft, Players, Redstone, Seasons, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	77	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Potions Brewed:	94	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

New Minecraft Servers

NeuroCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NeuroCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Age	1 month
Server Features	– Diamond-based economy – Minimal modding – Seasons – Community projects – Events (e.g. April Fools event)
Discord	Join our Discord

Questions & Answers

Q: How can I join NeuroCraft server?

A: To join NeuroCraft server, please join our Discord channel using the link provided above. From there, you can get more information and apply to join the server.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: NeuroCraft is looking for fun players, especially those who are neuro-diverse and share a common interest in Minecraft. Whether you like building, exploring, redstone machines, or just hanging out, there is something for everyone on our server.

Q: How does the diamond-based economy work on NeuroCraft?

A: The diamond-based economy on NeuroCraft means that diamonds are used as the main currency for trading and transactions between players. Players can mine diamonds or trade other resources for diamonds to participate in the server’s economy.

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7530
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4068
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	9972

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	9215
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	106921	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	868
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	160
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	4608	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crops Grown:	9114	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	7

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	968
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4586	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Farms Harvested:	172	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimension Hops:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7422
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!