Join Eternal realms! Where time flies faster than creepers run!

Adventure, Biomes, BUILD, Castles, collaborate, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, ETERNAL, Faster, flies, Happy, Join, landscapes, Machines, Minecraft, Players, Realms, Redstone, Rewards, RUN, Share, Skills, TEAM, Time, Treasures

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Towns Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Realms Minecraft Server

Overview
Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready for an adventure of a lifetime?

Features:

Endless Exploration: Discover diverse biomes, hidden treasures, and epic landscapes.
Creative Freedom: Build anything you can imagine, from towering castles to intricate redstone machines.
Friendly Faces: Join a community of friendly and helpful players, always ready to collaborate and share ideas.
Exciting Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome rewards.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Eternal Realms?	Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our website for more information.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on your adventures in Eternal Realms.
Are there any in-game currency or rewards?	Yes, we offer in-game currency and rewards for participating in events and completing challenges.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to our staff members, who will investigate and take appropriate action.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Farms Harvested:	987	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	249

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	3651
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5745	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	9330
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Potions Brewed:	194	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1488
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	4648	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crops Grown:	5629
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4919	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	6044
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9354
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!