JoharSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Femme Fatale 1.21.1

1.21.1, attraction, beautiful women, Confidence, DATING, desire, Disappointment, emotions, Enchanted, fatale, femme, Frustration, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, longing, love, not interested, rejection, relationships, Romantic, self esteem, unattainable, unreciprocated, unrequited love

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where all the beautiful women are actually interested in you…in Minecraft! Join our server and experience a world where all the ladies are lining up to build with you and mine with you. It’s like a dating sim, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and diamonds in the same place! Join now and start crafting your way to a pixelated happily ever after!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self love affirmations, self love tips, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-compassion practices, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-love exercises, self-love journey, self-love mindset, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became a Minecraft pro. They built a house made entirely of cheese and rode a pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won! All thanks to the power of this amazing server.

But that’s not all! We have weekly llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the meaning of life or finally learn how to love yourself. Or you know, just have a good time and make some new friends. Up to you, really. But seriously, join us. It’s gonna be epic.

UnderratedTunesMC

emerging talent, Hidden Gem, hidden talent, indie artist, Indie band, indie music discovery, lesser-known artist, music discovery, music recommendation, music suggestion, overlooked artist, under-the-radar artist, under-the-radar band, underappreciated artist, underexposed band, underground band, underrated artist, underrated band, UnderratedTunesMC, undiscovered talent, up-and-coming artist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

As for the underrated artist/band recommendation, I always recommend the one and only Chicken Nugget Symphony Orchestra. Their unique blend of clucking chickens and crunchy nuggets creates a musical experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

conservative candidates, conservative party, conservative voters, Conservatives, election, election news, election polls, election predictions, election results, Fall, German, German politics, germany, KrautCraft, Minecraft, political analysis, political parties, political trends, Politics, poll, polling data, Server, voter sentiment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

so, like, if u wanna escape the craziness of real life politics, come join our minecraft server where the only thing falling is the blocks u mine! forget about those german conservatives, come build ur own empire and rule like a boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! join now and let’s show those politicians how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

SwedishShootoutMC

active shooter situation, automatic weapon, community in shock, deadly violence, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, mass casualty event, mass shooting, Police investigation, school safety, school security, school shooting, sense of fear, Senseless Violence, Sweden, Swedish school shooting, SwedishShootoutMC, tragic event, tragic loss

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol u ever been to a minecraft server where u can shoot ppl with automatic weapons? well u can on this server! come join us for some deadly violence and chaos like u never seen before! we got swedish schools to shoot up and crazy stuff happening all the time. join now for the wildest ride of ur life!

BlockyBurgerDash

Behavior, BlockyBurgerDash, congested, consumer habits, convenience, data analysis, drive thru, eating out, fast food, fast food restaurants, grocery shopping, Highways, INCREASE, millions, on the go, research study, slow traffic, standard deviation, traffic delay, visits

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the traffic is slow but the food is fast! why waste time sitting in traffic when you can be chomping down on some delicious virtual fast food?

we have crazy stories like one time a player got stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and had to eat his way out with virtual burgers! and another time, someone built a giant french fry castle that attracted all the hungry players from miles around.

if you want to experience the thrill of virtual traffic delays leading to more fast food visits, then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s get our munch on together!

Sparkcraft

busy, Creative, Cross-Play, Friendly staff, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, ONLINE, PvP, Server, SparkCraft, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

very fun server plenty of people online all the time and very friendly staff. plenty of thing to keep you busy from pvp to mini games and much more.

172.240.73.76:25720

Golgo 2 server minecraft

admins, Golgo 2, Minecraft, plug-bearing, PvP, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Description of serverithpvpm plug -bearing admins

Artem04102010.aternos.me:26050

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, long tail tags, mystic, NOOW, Quest, Realm, SHIT YOURSELF, SHIT YOURSELF NOW

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8124

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds!

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss battle or a disco party in the Nether!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache while shooting fireballs from your eyes!

So come on, join us and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

PuppyPurgeCraft

animal welfare, cancer diagnosis, difficult decisions, dog health, end of life care, EUTHANASIA, pet care, pet companionship., pet end of life decisions, pet euthanasia, pet grieving, pet loss, pet love, pet owner responsibilities, pet ownership, pet palliative care, PuppyPurgeCraft, trust in relationships, veterinary advice, wife’s dog

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your troubles and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and hilarious moments. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?

Plus, on our server, you can even bring your virtual pet dog Sky along for the ride! He may have cancer in real life, but in Minecraft, he’s a fearless warrior ready to take on any challenge. Who knows, maybe he’ll even become the server’s mascot!

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life decisions when you can be the master of your own Minecraft world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in this virtual paradise!

Elon’s Crafty Influence

accomplishment, billionaire, CEO, Crafty, determination, disruptor., elon musk, Elons, Entrepreneurship, influence, innovation, inspiration, leadership, long tail tag, motivation, non-governmental, spacex, strategy, success, Technology, tesla, Unconventional, Visionary

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Towns Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Star Shards Collected:	201
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3896	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk himself has built a secret underground base to launch his next mission to Mars! Join us and you might just find yourself recruited as a space explorer, traveling to new worlds and discovering alien civilizations (or just mining for diamonds, whatever floats your boat).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Elon has hidden a stash of rare loot somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of cybernetic wolves that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mini-game where you can race against Elon in his Tesla Cybertruck, dodging obstacles and trying to beat his record time. Who knows, maybe if you win, he’ll offer you a job at SpaceX!

So come join us on this wild adventure and see where your journey with Elon Musk will take you. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JailCraft: Minecraft Server

Activists, ALARM, authoritarianism, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, discrimination, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, Jail, JailCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, PROTESTS, Rule of Law, russia, Server, VIOLATION

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	9551
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ores Mined:	1821
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!

RareEarthsRumble

Conflict, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., international relations, Mining, Natural resources, political tension, power struggle, rare earths, RareEarthsRumble, Resources, russia, sanctions, strategic interests, territorial dispute, Trade, trump, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all like “back off ukraine’s rare earths, trump”? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia wants to get in on the action! join us and mine for those rare earths like a boss! who needs politics when u can be diggin’ for diamonds and emeralds all day long, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff – shhh, don’t tell putin! come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraft4life #russiaaintgotnothinonus

Vitamin D Mama’s Minecraft Server

Fetal development, first trimester, health, health outcomes, mamas, maternal health, maternal nutrition, Medical research, Minecraft, nutrition, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy studies, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Server, study, Supplements, Vitamin, Vitamin D, Vitamin D Deficiency, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6297	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like being pregnant with 351 babies at once! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, cuz our vitamin D levels are off the charts, just like those preggo ladies in da study. And guess what? Our pregnancy outcomes are outta this world! So come join da fun and experience the miracle of life in Minecraft form. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Cosmic Crafters 1.21

beans on toast, chilling, Content Creation, Cosmic, Crafters, enjoyment, Entertainment, Food, Gaming, Happiness, leisure, life is good, NAP, Neeting Tuesday, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, simple pleasures, slow living, sonic speedrun, video essay

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, bro, do you like beans on toast? Do you enjoy watching Sonic speedrun videos while chilling? Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is the place for you! Why? Because we have the most epic beans on toast virtual feast you’ve ever seen! And our Sonic speedrun video essay viewing parties are LIT AF! Join now for a wild ride of food and fast hedgehogs! Let’s get this bread, literally!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14