Jogging Elite vs Middling | Marathon Training Fun

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u wanna be an elite runner in minecraft? well dis server is da place to be cuz we got da secret sauce to make u run like da wind, baby! we got data showin dat da key to bein a top runner is how much time u spend joggin, so we gonna make u jog til ur legs fall off! join us and become a marathon master, leavin all dem other players in da dust! trust us, dis server will have u runnin circles around da competition in no time!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4753	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5626	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Towns Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4747	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Votes:	5756	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3976	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	213838	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ores Mined:	2306
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	4716
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7045
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?