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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3880 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 353 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!