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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1172 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!