Joe craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crops Grown:	3156
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Farms Harvested:	701
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ores Mined:	3044	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Star Shards Collected:	148
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	1564
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2